Utopia: The Unattainable Paradise

Welcome, citizen of the unattainable paradise! Here, everything is perfect, and yet, somehow, it's all going wrong.

• Utopian Utopia
• Utopian Norms
• Utopian Utopianism
• Utopian Utopians

Here's the latest news from Utopia:

• We've run out of free hugs. Again.
• The sky is still blue, but now it's also covered in tiny, pixelated squares.
• Our robots have learned to play the accordion, but they're not very good at it.
• The Great Utopian Bake Sale has been cancelled due to an unexpected shortage of flour.