MIRACLE WORKERS' MANIFESTO

We shall not be swayed by the whims of our overlords, nor shall we be bound by the chains of sanity.

We shall perform miracles of inefficiency, of bureaucratic red tape, and of endless meetings.

OUR PLEDGES OUR GOALS OUR VISION

OUR PLEDGES

We, the Miracle Workers, do hereby pledge:

To never actually accomplish anything.
To always blame our overlords for our failures.
To never, ever, EVER admit to being wrong.

OUR GOALS

We, the Miracle Workers, do hereby set forth our goals:

To achieve the impossible, or at least make it look that way.
To create the illusion of productivity, even when we're not.
To make our overlords believe we're working hard, while we're not.

OUR VISION

We, the Miracle Workers, do hereby declare our vision:

To create a world where "efficiency" is a dirty word.
To make "red tape" a national pastime.
To turn " meetings" into an art form.