The year is 2050. The world is at war, and the stapling community is on high alert. A secret society of elite staplers has taken over the world, using their mighty binding power to hold the fabric of society together.
As we speak, our team of fearless agents is infiltrating the heart of the Stapler Empire, gathering evidence of the staplers' sinister plans to bind us all to their will.
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