The Great Stapler Inquisition: A Secret Society of Discerning Staplers

Established 1987, by order of the Supreme Stapling Council.

Learn more about our clandestine handshakes
Discover the truth about our clandestine meetings

For the love of all things stapled, do not attempt to remove the stapler from its place of rest. The consequences are dire.

Read the manifesto Learn our motto: "Staple hard, live harder" Peruse our creed: 'Staplers for the revolution, staplers for the future' Meet the agents of the stapler inquisition

Remember, a stapler is a tool, not a toy.

We will not be silenced.

We will not be stopped.