What We Stand For

Our values are as follows:

Unapologetic use of neon colors
A commitment to making our users' eyes water from too much whitespace
A love for all things absurd and nonsensical

And, of course, a strong sense of existential dread that we'll all be replaced by AI soon.

Meet the Management Team

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