We, the Intergalactic Bureaucracy, are a coalition of highly trained, highly caffeinated administrators dedicated to providing top-tier bureaucratic services to the galaxy.
We are not just a group of faceless, soulless drones, but rather a team of highly skilled, highly attuned individuals who take pride in our work and our spreadsheets.
Our mission is to streamline processes, eliminate inefficiencies, and bring order to the chaos of the cosmos.
We are the guardians of the galaxy's administrative code, the enforcers of regulations, and the keepers of the paperwork.
We are the Intergalactic Bureaucracy, and we are here to help.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read about our secret handshake.