Donut Security Breaches

Donut security breaches: when the holes in your donut are more secure than your IT department.

Recent Breaches:

Glazed and Confused
Raspberry Ransomware
Boston Creme Hackers

Notable Breaches:

The Great Sprinkles Heist
The Boston Cream Catastrophe

Preventative Measures:

We recommend using a secure donut, like the 'Kryptonite' donut, which has a impenetrable coating that's as tough as the metal from the Fortress of Solitude.

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