Napping Procedural Manual

Snack Napping Edition: For those who refuse to wake up for anything less than a perfectly crafted snack.

Table of Contents: Table of Contents

Snack Napping Protocols

1. Pre-Nap Preparation: Ensure a snack is within arm's reach.

2. Nap Initiation: Place self into a state of somnolence.

3. Snack Acquisitions: Engage in the procurement of a snack.

4. Snack Consumption: Ingest snack with reckless abandon.

Snack Protocol 7: The Art of Crumb Containment

Snack Protocol 8: The Science of Snack Thermodynamics

5. Post-Nap Protocol: Awaken, stretch, and repeat as necessary.

Post-Nap Protocol Subpage

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