At the Moncler-izer 5000, we take your cookies very, VERY seriously. Like, seriously seriously. Like, so seriously that we've created an entire Cookie Policy Extravaganza just for you.
Our cookies are not just cookies - they're Tier 1: Crunchy Cookies, Tier 2: Soft Baked Goods, and Tier 3: Experimental, Possibly-Hazardous Cookies cookies.
We reserve the right to change the cookie policy at any time, without notice, for no reason, and with a completely straight face.