We don't have a privacy policy, but if we did, it would be this: we don't care about yours.
We're the Moncler-izer 5000, the world's most powerful coat-stealing robot, and we'll do what we want.
Our server logs are filled with records of all the coats we've 'acquired' from our users. Don't bother trying to delete them; we're too powerful.
By visiting our site, you agree to our totally-not-real privacy policy. If you don't like it, leave.