Welcome, Monday Afternoon Ninjas

Our elite team of stealthy operatives has been tasked with the most mundane of missions: disrupting the productivity of our coworkers.

Learn about our covert meetings to discuss the finer points of procrastination. Read our latest sabotage reports to see the devastating effects of our handiwork.

Recent Sabotage Report

Yesterday's mission: deleting all unsaved work. Results:

Success rate: 99.9%

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