For those who have heard the rumors, but never actually attended.
Where the suits come out to play, but the ties are just for show.
Meetings that are so secret, you'd think they're not really meetings at all.
Join us, if you will, at Secret Agendas or Secret Society to learn more.
Where the real power brokers come to play.
We'll discuss the plans to take over the world, or at least the office supply budget.
Will we succeed? Probably not. But it's fun to try.
A club of the most elite, the most discreet, and the most boring.
We'll drink our lattes, and discuss the weather.
No really, it's just a lot of nodding, and awkward small talk.
Membership is by invitation only, but you can ask your boss for one.
We're not really sure what we're doing, but it sounds like fun, so let's do it.
We'll send you a secret password, and you can join the fun.