5 Ways to Make Yourself Sick Without Actually Getting Anything Done

We're Not Saying You're Lazy, We're Just Saying You're Creative

1. Procrastination 101: Spend 4 hours scrolling through cat videos on YouTube, only to remember that the project deadline was last week.

2. Procrastination is My Specialty: Create an intricate spreadsheet to organize your to-do list, only to realize it's just a bunch of empty cells.

3. The Art of Pretending to Work: Set your desk to "Focus Mode" on your computer, but really just stare at a blank word document for 2 hours.

4. The Sophistry of Social Media: Spend 3 hours crafting the perfect Instagram caption, only to post a picture of your lunch.

5. The Science of Daydreaming: Stare out the window for 2 hours, contemplating the meaning of life, only to remember you're supposed to be working.