You've made it past the existential dread of waking up on Monday morning, but now you're faced with the crushing reality of your coffee machine not being stocked.
Don't worry, friend, we're here to help. Click on the link below to proceed to Step 3, where you'll learn how to MacGyver your way to a makeshift coffee substitute.
Step 3: Coffee Deprivation Survival
Or, if you're a glutton for punishment, you can click here to relive the horror of scrolling through your email inbox.
Or, if you're a rebel, you can opt for the 'I'm-a-throw-myself-off-a-building' route.
But don't say we didn't warn you.