Monday morning blues got you down? Don't worry, we've got you covered.
Try some robotically-enhanced meditation to clear your circuits.
Or just overload your senses with caffeine and pretend it's not just another Monday.
Sing your heart out with some 80s power ballads to distract yourself from the existential dread.
Or, you know, just just stay in bed and pretend it's Friday... we won't judge.
But seriously, try actually doing some work and pretend it's for the sake of productivity.
Or, you know, just eat a whole pizza by yourself