Overload Your Senses with Caffeine

Monday morning, and you're already feeling like a slug. Don't worry, friend, we've got just the thing for you!

Introducing the Caffeine Overload Package, a collection of the most intense, most ridiculous, most completely-not-recommended ways to get your caffeine fix:

• Caffeine Injections - because who needs a bloodstream when you can have a IV drip?
• Energy Shots - for when you need a quick fix, but not too quick, because, you know, you're still a responsible adult.
• Caffeine-Infused Water - because hydration is key, right?