Monday Blues Caffeine Injections

Because Mondays are made for suffering, we've got just the thing to get you through the day.

Inject some life into your Monday with our special blend of:

• Espresso
• Caffeine
• Disappointment
• Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Unrelenting Dread

Inject some Motivators into your day

Visit our Overpriced Coffee Shop for a real Monday experience

Meditate your way into a better Monday

Disclaimer: Side effects may include, but not limited to:

• Increased heart rate
• Heightened sense of despair
• Uncontrollable urge to yell at coworkers