Monday Blues Remedies

Overpriced Coffee Shop

Warning: This shop is for the soul-crushed and the financially destitute.

Coffee: $20 per sip, $30 for a whole cup.

Solutions: Our expert baristas will help you forget your troubles for a small fee.
Adventures: Explore the depths of our overpriced coffee shop and discover new ways to waste your money.
Escapes: Try our 'escape from reality' latte, guaranteed to transport you to a place where your rent and bills don't exist.

Disclaimer: Our shop is a satire, do not actually visit us.