Overly Complex Justifications: The Monday Blues

Because, apparently, the world needs more existential dread.

You wake up on a Monday, feeling like you've been hit by a truck of existential dread. You've got a meeting with your boss, a deadline to meet, and a coffee machine that's on the fritz. What do you do?

Paralyzing Philosophy

Maybe, just maybe, the answer lies in the realm of absurdism? You know, the kind where you question the very fabric of reality and the meaning of existence.

Overly Complicated Logic

Or perhaps the answer lies in the realm of logic? You know, the kind where you break down the problem into 17 nested syllogisms and 3 recursive functions, and still get nowhere.

Justifying Our Woos

But wait, maybe the answer is simply to justify our own incompetence and call it 'art'?