Phase 2: The Descent

Monday's despair has reached its peak. The weekend's promise of fun and leisure has turned to dust. All that's left are the crushing ennui of a never-ending to-do list and the faint glow of a dying laptop battery. But fear not, dear reader! For in this, the second phase of our Monday-Blues program, we'll guide you through the dark waters of despair, one mediocre coffee at a time.

Note: The requested path is a fictional representation of a Monday-Blues program, a satirical take on the struggles of Mondays. The content is a darkly comedic take on the monotony and despair of the day. The links are subpages that continue the narrative, offering further exploration into the depths of Monday's despair.