By order of the Egg-cellent One, all citizens of this planet are hereby declared to have a love for eggs.
Effective immediately, all Mondays shall be celebrated with a mandatory egg-themed parade, complete with floats, marching bands, and egg-throwing contests.
Non-compliance will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: egg-removal from fridge raids, egg-egg-mergence, and egg-related community service.
Acknowledgment of Egg-cellent Decree
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