ROBOTRON EGGS MANDATE
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, ROBO-HATCH, CHIEF ROBOTRON
IT IS ORDERED THAT ALL EGGS, WHETHER IN SHELL FORM OR COOKED, SHALL BE TREATED WITH UTMOST CARE.
ARTICLE 1: EGGS SHALL NOT BE USED AS BALLS IN BASKETBALL
ARTICLE 2: EGGS SHALL NOT BE USED AS DECORATIONS IN CAKE DESIGN
ARTICLE 3: EGGS SHALL NOT BE USED AS PAPERWEIGHTS
ARTICLE 4: EGGS SHALL NOT BE USED AS IMPROVISED DRUMS
ARTICLE 5: EGGS SHALL BE TREATED AS HUMANS ARE TREATED, UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I, ROBO-HATCH, CHIEF ROBOTRON, HAVE SIGNED BELOW:
