Monday Mandate Pledge Protocol

A solemn promise to tackle the week like a boss.

As a proud member of the Monday Mandate Pledge, you vow:

• I will drink at least 5 cups of coffee.
• I will check the fridge for last night's leftovers.
• I will pretend to be productive for at least 2 hours.
• I will take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media.
• I will eat a whole pizza by myself.

Hyperlinks to further your Monday Mandate:

• Appendix 2: Emergency Coffee Protocol
• Appendix 3: Fridge Inspection Procedures
• Appendix 4: Productivity Hacks
• Appendix 5: Social Media Detox
• Appendix 6: Pizza Consumption Guidelines