MONDAY MANDATE 1
By Order of the Council of Mandates, 2023
All citizens of the land are required to wear bright pink socks on Mondays.
Failure to comply shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Fines of 5000 gold coins
- Imprisonment for up to 3 lunar weeks
- Forfeiture of all snacks and treats
Exceptions may be made for citizens with valid medical reasons, such as:
- Severe sock-related trauma
- Severe allergy to pink
Requests for exemptions must be made in writing, with proper documentation and a doctor's note.
Failure to comply shall be met with the wrath of the Council.