MANDATE #6: Mandatory Monday Muffin Consumption

By order of the Ministry of Muffin Affairs, all citizens are hereby mandated to consume at least one muffin per week on Mondays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting of all remaining weekends
• Losing all access to coffee
• Having to listen to elevator music on Tuesdays

Compliance Statistics:

As of today, 98.7% of citizens have been successfully bribed, coerced, or blackmailed into compliance.

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