Mandate #7: The Unofficial Guide to Monday Mornings

By decree of the Supreme Ruler of Productivity, all citizens are mandated to start their day with a 3-hour scroll through social media.

Article 1: The Right to Binge-Watch Cat Videos

• Submandate 1: The Feline Overlords
• Submandate 2: The Dark Side of the Internet
• Submandate 3: The Unending Scroll of Doom

Article 2: The Obligation to Eat a Bowl of Cereal

• Submandate 4: The Cereal Aisle of Desประก
• Submandate 5: The Milk-Sugar Ratio Conundrum