Effective Immediately, all sock drawers shall be reorganized to maximize efficiency and minimize confusion.
Section 1: Socks of similar color shall be paired, and those with similar patterns shall be grouped together.
Section 2: All lone socks shall be placed in a separate, clearly labeled drawer for Emergency Sock Purposes Only.
Section 3: All single-strap socks shall be retired to the Sock Pension Plan, effective March 31, 2023.
Submandate 2: Sock Drawer Inspections and Penalties for Non-Compliance