Wake up, slacker, and smell the coffee. It's Monday, and you're already behind.
As the alarm clock screams in your ear:
"ALARM SOUNDS IN YOUR EAR"
Get ready for a day of:
Or, you know, just hit the snooze button and hope it all goes away.
Monday Morning Snoozle Button (not recommended)
Monday Bliss (just kidding, you're not going to get it)