MONDAY MANDATES: Because the weekend was just a cruel joke

Monday MANDATES are here to crush your soul with their bleak, monotonous despair. Because, let's face it, the weekend was just a cruel joke. And by "joke" we mean "existential threat."

MONDAY BLUES MELODIES

We've got a special treat for you, because who doesn't love a good dose of existential dread with their morning coffee?

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