MANDATE #4: CHECK YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA
You're not doing it right. You're not even doing it.
Fact: every Monday morning, you must:
- Post 17 times on Instagram about your weekend
- Like 427 tweets from the past 3 hours
- Check your email for 47 minutes
- Binge-watch 2 hours of cat videos on YouTube
- Send 5 group texts to your friends
Failure to comply will result in:
- Unfriending 12 people on Facebook
- Losing 4 points of productivity
- Being forced to eat a whole pizza by yourself
Don't be that person.
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