MANDATE #4: CHECK YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA

You're not doing it right. You're not even doing it.

Fact: every Monday morning, you must:

• Post 17 times on Instagram about your weekend
• Like 427 tweets from the past 3 hours
• Check your email for 47 minutes
• Binge-watch 2 hours of cat videos on YouTube
• Send 5 group texts to your friends

Failure to comply will result in:

• Unfriending 12 people on Facebook
• Losing 4 points of productivity
• Being forced to eat a whole pizza by yourself

Don't be that person.

Hyperlinks:

• Mandate #5: Check Your Snail Mail
• Mandate #2: Never Leave Your House