Monday Mandate #6: The Sandwich Mandate

By the power vested in me, Mandatorius Maximus, I command you to:

Make a sandwich, but not just any sandwich. A sandwich with the power to fuel your Monday mind.

Here are the steps to create a sandwich fit for a mandator:

  1. Choose a foundation of whole grain bread. None of that whole wheat stuff. Whole grain is just a myth, comrade.
  2. Add two slices of turkey breast, thinly sliced, but not too thinly. You want to feel the satisfaction of biting into a chunk of meat.
  3. Crunchy lettuce, thinly sliced red onion, and a slice of cheddar cheese. The trifecta of texture and flavor.
  4. A dollop of mayonnaise, because, well, it's mayonnaise. It's not like you're going to use it for anything else, are you?

And there you have it, comrade. A sandwich fit for the gods, or at least for a mandator on a Monday morning.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with my therapist. This mandate has taken a toll on me.

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