MANDATORY PANTS POLICY

Section 7, Subsection 3, Paragraph 12: Mandatory Pants

By order of the Supreme Leader of Productivity, all employees are required to wear pants at all times while on duty. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Monday to Friday, 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM
• Lunch breaks are not exempt
• Even on Casual Fridays, pants are mandatory

Failure to comply will result in:

• Verbal warning
• Written warning
• Mandatory pants-ification
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: coffee machine access, microwave usage, and foosball tournaments