Monday Mandates: Officially Mandating Your Monday Outfit

By the power vested in me, CEO of Monday Mandates, I hereby declare that as of today, all employees are required to wear the following:

• Red socks with yellow toes
• Blue pants with white stripes
• Green shirt with a hint of orange
• Black shoes with a hint of sparkle

Failure to comply will result in a series of increasingly embarrassing consequences.

Learn more about the Sock Protocol Report a Wardrobe Malfunction