Monday Mandates: Officially Mandating Your Monday Outfit
By the power vested in me, CEO of Monday Mandates, I hereby declare that as of today, all employees are required to wear the following:
- Red socks with yellow toes
- Blue pants with white stripes
- Green shirt with a hint of orange
- Black shoes with a hint of sparkle
Failure to comply will result in a series of increasingly embarrassing consequences.
Learn more about the Sock Protocol Report a Wardrobe Malfunction