MONDAY MANDATES

Sock-Related Injuries

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Required Reading

This is a list of required reading for Monday morning.

• The company handbook
• The employee contract
• The Monday Mandates

Not Required, But Recommended

This is a list of things that are not required, but highly recommended.

• A strong cup of coffee
• A 10-minute workout
• A 30-minute power nap

Required,ประก

This is a.report on a recent incident.

• Monday Morning Sock Incident Report Form

SOCK-RELATED INJURIES

ประกWarning: Sock-related injuries are serious business.

A list of injuries sustained due to socks.

ประก1. Sock-related burns prophets
• Second-degree burns from walking on hot coals in the break room.
ประก2. Sock-related sprains
• Twisted prophets from trying to cram socks into tight spaces.
• Strains from pulling socks on and off repeatedly.
• Dislocated prophets from wrestling with socks.
• Finger sprains from trying to tie knots in socks.

Sock-Related Injuries Prevention