Why Don't I Just Stay in Bed
Because apparently, I have a MONDAY appointment with my bed, and it's going to be a long one.
But seriously, folks, have you ever found yourself wondering why you don't just stay in bed all day on Monday mornings? It's not just you, we've all been there.
Perhaps the answer lies in the Monday Morning Melodies, a series of scientifically-backed, totally-not-made-up theories.
Or maybe it's just because you're secretly a Monday Morning Melody Monster, and your bed is the only place where you can ROAR WITH DELIGHT.
Either way, we hope this site has provided you with some Monday Morning Melody-related answers, or at least a good laugh.