Monday Morning Melodies

Why can't I just stay in bed?

Well, you see, it's not that simple.

As a sentient, caffeinated creature, you're programmed to rise with the sun and scream at the sky.

But let's be real, the only thing worse than getting up early is the existential dread of Monday morning.

But fear not, dear sleeper!

For I have discovered the secret to Monday morning salvation:

The 5-Minute Rule

Step 1: Hit snooze, but not too many times.

Step 2: Pretend to check your phone, but really scroll through memes.

Step 3: Claim the bed as your office and work from it (you are, after all, a professional napping expert).

Step 4: Demand coffee, but only because you're a grown adult with responsibilities (or, you know, just because you want to).

Step 5: Stumble into the kitchen and face the abyss, but only after 5 minutes.

And if all else fails, just remember: it's only Monday, you've got this.