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Monday Morning Routine
MONDAY MORNING ROUTINE
Wake up, roll over, and scream at the ceiling.
Stumble to the coffee pot, brew a cup, and pretend it's a good idea.
Crawl back to bed, because adulting is hard.
- Set 17 different alarms, so you'll have time to hit snooze 16 times.
- Eat a whole pizza by yourself, it's not like you'll gain weight or anything.
- Cut a hole in the wall, it's not a big deal, it's just a little hole.