MONDAY MORNING ROUTINE

Monday, Monday, Monday. The day of reckoning. The day of coffee. The day of existential dread.

Here's what's on the agenda:

• Wake up at 6:00 AM to realize you're not a morning person.
• Stumble to the kitchen to start the coffee. Pray it's not Monday.
• Check the weather. Because, you know, it's always going to be a disaster.
• Face the mirror, stare into the void, and wonder how you're still here.
• Repeat the same tired routine until you're at work.

But wait, there's more!

Caffeine-Fueled Rant Productivity Panics