MANDATE 002: The Unyielding Mandate of Monday Morning

This mandate, signed into existence by the Supreme Ruler of the Land of Overworked Schedules, decrees that all Mondays shall be spent in a state of perpetual dread.

Section 1: Mandatory Caffeine Ingestion

• Caffeine levels shall not drop below 2mg/mL
• Failure to comply shall result in immediate and severe consequences, including but not limited to: tardiness, procrastination, and spontaneous human combustion

Section 2: Mandatory Productivity

• A minimum of 4 hours of work shall be accomplished before the first break
• Failure to comply shall result in the immediate and severe consequences listed above, plus but not limited to: forced listening to elevator music

MANDATE 003: The Inalienable Mandate of Lunchtime