Monday Mandate 003: Wear Your Best Plaid

By Order of the Council of Mondays:

Effective immediately, all Mondays shall be observed in the most ostentatious manner possible.

That is to say, all Mondays shall be adorned in the most garish, most gaudy, most eye-searingly bright plaid possible.

Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced attendance of mandatory Monday morning bagpipe practices.
• Assignment of extra duties, such as scrubbing the toilets with a toothbrush.
• Temporary transfer to the "Monday Time-Out" room, a.k.a. the "Couch Potato Dungeon".

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