MANDATE 004: Mandatory Monday Morning Coffee Consumption

By the power vested in us, you are hereby ordered to consume at least one cup of coffee before the first meeting on Monday morning. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 3 days of meetings.

Article 1: Caffeine Content

Each cup of coffee shall contain a minimum of 200mg of caffeine.

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Article 2: Coffee Preparation

Coffee shall be prepared using only the finest methods: Drip, French Press, or Chemex. Espresso machines are not considered acceptable.

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