MANDATE #3: YOU WILL NOW DO SOMETHING

In accordance with Mandate #3, all employees are hereby required to:

• Do at least one thing they don't want to do
• Make sure it's something that takes at least 20 minutes to complete
• Repeat the phrase "I'm a functioning adult" 5 times in front of a mirror while doing so

Failure to comply will result in a series of escalating penalties, including but not limited to:

• Boring meetings about it
• Extra work hours spent thinking about it
• Unannounced performance evaluations

Hyperlinks:

• Mandate #3 Consequences
• Mandate #4: DO SOMETHING ELSE