MANDATES FOR MONDAY

MANDATE 1: ALL HUMANS MUST WEAR PINK

By order of the Ministry of Monday, all humans are required to don a full-body pink jumpsuit for optimal visibility.

Exceptions: None.

Petition to Repeal

MANDATE 2: ALL MEALS MUST BE SERVED ON A PLATTER

By order of the Department of Monday Lunch, all meals shall henceforth be served on a sturdy platter.

Exceptions: None, unless you're eating a sandwich.

Complaints and Suggestions

MANDATE 3: ALL WORKERS MUST TAKE A 2-HOUR SIESTO

By order of the Council of Monday Productivity, all workers are mandated to take a two-hour nap.

Exceptions: Only those who have consumed more than 4 cups of coffee.

Siesta Schedules

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