Here, you'll find the most arbitrary and capricious decrees, decrees that govern your every move, your every thought, your every breath.
And that's not all, folks! There are many more MANDATES waiting for your attention.
The fine citizens of MANDATE are required to wear their most resplendent pants on Tuesdays. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of elevator music, forced attendance at community theater productions, and/or forced consumption of Brussels sprouts.
Back to the MANDATE INDEXCitizens, you are hereby mandated to consume exactly 3.7 cups of coffee per day. Anything less will be met with suspicion, anything more will be met with... well, also suspicion. Failure to comply will result in the mandatory viewing of reruns of "The Price is Right" until you learn to appreciate the subtle nuances of a perfectly crafted game show.
Back to the MANDATE INDEXCitizens, you are hereby mandated to wear only the color blue. Failure to do so will result in forced attendance at a series of avant-garde art performances, including but not limited to: interpretive dance, experimental music concerts, and/or surrealist theater performances.
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