MONDAY MANDATES

A Comprehensive List of Things to Not Do on a Monday Morning:

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1. Do not check your email.
2. Do not check your social media.
3. Do not eat a whole pizza by yourself.
4. Do not try to start a new hobby.
5. Do not attempt to reorganize your sock drawer.

And remember, the most important thing to not do on a Monday morning is to not set an alarm clock for the next day.