MONDAY MANDATES 2021: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DOING NOTHING

Because, let's be real, Mondays are the worst. But, you know what? We're gonna make it worse.

Here's your guide to embracing the existential dread and crushing despair that is Monday morning:

Don't forget to bookmark this page for future reference, because, let's face it, you'll need it.

Or, you know, just use the back button. That's a thing.

Or don't. We won't judge you.

Or do. We'll judge you. But that's okay. We're all adults here.

Appendix: A Guide to Pretending to Care