Monday Mandates 2021: Section 1
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By decree of the all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-seeing Monday Mandates Council, it is hereby established that:
- Everyone will wear plaid on Mondays.
- Monday mornings will be reserved for meditation and/or existential dread.
- Any attempts to eat a salad on a Monday will be met with fierce resistance and possibly a stern talking-to.
In the interest of clarity and consistency, these mandates will be strictly enforced, lest you face the wrath of the Council's mighty coffee mug.
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