Monday Mandates: Urban Legends

The Legend of The Monday Morning Routine

It's said that on Mondays, even the coffee is more bitter.

But little do people know, the true horror lies within the Monday morning commute.

A mythic creature known as "The 7:30 AM Zombie" roams the streets, seeking only to devour the souls of the unwary.

Learn more about The 7:30 AM Zombie

The Legend of The Caffeine Addiction

They say that the only thing more addictive than a good cup of coffee is the cycle of Monday mornings.

Legend has it that those who dare to venture forth without their morning joe shall be cast into the depths of despair.

But be warned: the more you consume, the more it consumes you.

Discover the Caffeine Nightmare

The Legend of The Never-Ending Meeting

Some say it's a curse, some say it's a gift. But one thing is certain: the Monday meeting that never ends.

Legend has it that those who dare to challenge the meeting shall be met with a sea of blank stares and a PowerPoint presentation from the depths of Hades.

But beware, for the meeting is always just around the corner, waiting to consume your soul.

Uncover the secrets of The Meeting That Never Ends

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