Article 1: A Monkey's Guide to Proper Manners
Avoid stealing food from your fellow monkeys. We all have our favorite fruits and snacks.
Article 2: A Guide to Non-Aggression Against Humans
Do not throw feces at unsuspecting tourists. It's not a good way to make friends.
Article 3: A Treatise on the Importance of Personal Grooming
Keep your fur clean and shiny. It reflects well on our kind.