Q: Why do my bananas go bad?
A: Our bananas are not responsible for any bruising or softening. Please contact your local fruit vendor for assistance.
Q: Can I return my banana for a refund?
A: Ha! You'll have to peel us first. Our return policy is a bit of a monkey wrench.
Q: Can I pay with monkey money?
A: Only on Tuesdays. Otherwise, we prefer dollars.
Q: Why do I have to wait for so long for my monkey-made product?
A: Well, our monkeys are on monkey time. You know, 'cause it's all about the bananas.
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